Weekend Quotes that would surely Crack your ribs - BENAVAT

1).  He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2).  He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3).  Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)

4).  Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5).  Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6).  Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7).  Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

8).  He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9).  He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10).  No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)

11).  Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly -  Emjay (2015)

12. Babe wey won fall in love with me for February na karishika wey get one booby -  Benavides (2015)