10 Categories Of People That Can ’t Do Without Womanizing

Though, anybody can be caught in the act of
womanizing but the traits are mainly and specifically
peculiar among the categories of the enlisted
people .
Note This is NOT a maximum generalization that all
the categories of stated people are womanizers. It's
just to let you know that an average or sizeable
number of them are guilty of the charge levied
against them
We do not have all day. Lemme keep the ball rolling
10 Categories of People That Can't Do Without
Womanizing
1. Yahoo Boys
These ones deserve a standing ovation for
womanizing cos they are naturally stereotyped
"womanizers". (though I take exception to those that
will come in contact with me and will prove
otherwise). Since they hold ladies attention like
nobody else, all out of an conscious/unconscious
desire to prove constantly that they are financially
buoyant by extravagantly and wastefully spending
their earnings from scam, all in a bid to take off the
panties of the greedy, narcissistic and nefarious
ladies who worship money to buy perishable
parameters and boost their self serving ego, just in a
few minutes of knowing these guys. Yahoo guys !, I
throway salute oooo
2. Lecturers
It takes the grace of God to find a lecturer in our
tertiary institutions who doesn't at least womanize.
The larger percent of lecturers who are unnecessarily
strict to students are nothing but womanizers. They
however use unlawful pressure upon a lady to coerce
her to perform an act that she ordinarily would not
perform without the treat of carry over/extra year.
Even though some of them pretend to be S.U, they
are green snakes under a green grass that would
parley and strike a deal with the Class Rep asking
him to link them up with babes to they would bleep.
They would solemnly promise to upgrade her CGP to
4.50 just to have her attention but once their true
nature as sodomizing bastards is uncovered, they
would be the one to award her a carry over in their
own course. They are common in GNS/GENS
department
3. JAMB/GCE Tutorial Teachers
This list is incomplete without these categories of
people. I know that some of us might at a point
attended JAMB coaching classes and we must have
however noticed the gimmicks played by these
proclaimed JAMB/GCE teachers. They are always
very accommodating to the female students
pretending to be helpful in making their admission
dream come to reality. Don't underestimate them, cos
they have the phone numbers of many female
students ringing them up odd hour at night.
(Xtracool things ). Womanizing is in their gene
4. Politicians
This is common with those pot bellied politicians.
When they spot a pretty lady from their cars, they will
wind down the car window and start saying the
sleaziest pick up lines you can never think of, such
as sweetie, baby, angel, honey, darling; you shouldn't
be walking in this hot sun. Hop in lemme give you a
ride. These romantic pet names are the perfect way
to make a girl feel special without mixing up real
names. *Hailing to our politicians*
5. Male Corp Members
Though I'm not yet a corper but I know what's up.
Some of them will be praying that they should be
posted to Secondary Schools so that they will be
having secret affairs with those young female
students whose bosoms are still under infantile stage
of development
6. Bank Managers/HRM
While I would not say that this assertion is 100
percent valid, but it is valid more often than not.
Don't be surpirsed that these ones are also not
exempted from the act of womanizing. Since they are
respected for the position they occupy and are
responsible for the intake of employees, they use this
position to coerce female job seekers into getting
under their skirt, provided they dance to their tune.
Ever wondered why ladies find jobs easily in Nigeria,
unlike the male folks?
7. Fake Pastors in Sheep Clothing
The Bible already predicted that many fake pastors
will use Jesus' name to cast out demons and peform
signs and wonders. A fake pastor will always
womanize no matter what. Today, you will hear the
story of a pastor bleeping the memeber of the choir
and ushering unit, etc. I'm glad God has been
exposing them in recent time
8. Alhajis
They share similar characteristics with the fake
pastors. Don't be deceived by the "Alhaji" they are
being called. Many of them are hypocrites in "Alhaji"
clothing, they are always twising the Holy Quran
giving 1,000 reasons as to why it's right for a man to
marry 100 wives provided he can take their
responsibilites and love them equally(even the poor
ones who can't cater for a wife dwell in this same
notion and adopt a second wife ). As a matter of fact,
a man who marries more than one wife can never be a
faithful man, cos his S#xual sincerity is next to nill.
As a result of this, they go about chasing young
ladies despite having five wives at home.
9. Policemen
Sincerity and honesty are not the watchwords of
most policemen, and this affect their marital life. A
larger proportion of policemen keep extra marital
affairs outside. After a strenuous day at work, you
will spot them at beer palour such as mama Ngozi
cool spot, Mama Ijeoma beer palour squandering
money on another lady.
10. Students
I used to be in this category before deliverance had
its way. However, some students who can't boast of
two square meal a day, will cohabit with a lady for a
whole session. They can even give their school fee to
a lady they are cohabiting. This reminds me of how a
cohabiting friend who was chased out of the exam
hall for not paying his school/department fees.
Roflwkmd
I drop my pen at this point
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